The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel is upping the ante with yet another enhancement to their fabulous hotel, and we have never been more excited to tell you about something!

In addition to the hotel’s launch of their new bar we told you about awhile back, the Spare Room (1920′s game room motif complete with a bowling alley), owners Comedian Jeff Beacher and actor David Arquette have teamed up to give The Roosevelt ‘Beacher’s Madhouse’, a Vaudeville-frenzied blowout taking over a renovated space on the hotel’s lower level.

In a members only style (think La Descarga or Soho House), guests will enter through a hidden passageway (a bookcase, they tell us) into a 2,500-square foot space complete with a tiered glass stage, floor to ceiling chandeliers, go-go girls, burlesque dancers, a giant coffin, live animals, fire-breathers and little people running most of the show (i.e. flying around the room and servin’ up drinks at the ‘midget bar’ – their words, not ours). The date they give us is ‘Fall,’ and shit, we’ve never been so ready for summer to end.